You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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