can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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