Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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