Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You made out with two different species that night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
