She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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