Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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