i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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