they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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