I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
