I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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