Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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