we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
