it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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