I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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