I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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