Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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