Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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