You just made me feel so damn special
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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