How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
