I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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