In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
