i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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I need you to use more vowels.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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