kristin has been a bad kristin
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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