Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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