I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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