I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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