that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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