I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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