Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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