I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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