would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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