i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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