So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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