I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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