You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
so let's talk penis.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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