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So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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