That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I can't turn off my feet"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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