pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
