Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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