How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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