I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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