Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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