Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
