Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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