In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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