when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
