I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
