My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Only a mothe r could love this liver
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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