I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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