After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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