Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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