Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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