More tranny stories later!
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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