A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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