Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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