sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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