Slut skills are useful in every country.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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