Fuck appropriateness.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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